1. tomlinscunt:

    I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

    (via fridayswhydays)


     


  2. fasterfood:

    imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

    (via fridayswhydays)


     

  3. crazyanimals:

    ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish

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  5. fuckyeahlaughters:

    idbha:

    So this is the status of a hot 20 year old jock that I know.

    (via stickybread)


     

  6. wesley-crusher:

    deepspacednine:

    likeafieldmouse:

    Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)

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    The Screenshot (2014)

    The Reblog (2014)

    (via holada)


     

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  8. whoredinarygirl:

    i can’t even cut a strip off with scissors wtf

    (Source: vibrateonly, via fridayswhydays)


     



  9. camiekahle:

    ageotropic:

    youjustwaitandsee:

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    Okay… That’s it… I think I’m going to set this as my alarm on my phone so I can feel like I’m waking up in heaven on a daily basis.

    There’s just something about children’s choirs.

    (via fridayswhydays)

     


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  11. 50c:

    are you crying

    nah i yawned 

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    (via vaginamite)


     


  12. zandhand:

    spaghettl:

    *uses your ashes as eyeshadow*

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    (Source: baesitter, via serionsly)


     


  13. unconflated:

    that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

    (via stickybread)


     


  14. rneerkat:

    studmuffin2014:

    rneerkat:

    i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

    It does make you sick. Literally.

    wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

    (via stickybread)


     

  15. (Source: electric-vomit, via serionsly)