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  2. (via holada)


     

  3. breakinq:

    following back heaps♡

    (Source: elitelikenike, via cobardee)


     


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  7. kiki-myaki:

    Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

    (via walkslikejesus)


     


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  9. rnicrophone:

    bombing:

    cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

    me: you said i got one phone call

    image

    (via catholicnun)


     


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  11. ben-c:

    since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

    here u go, bud

    (via theliberationof-roma-hasbegun)


     


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  13. Violate My Privacy.

    1. 1. Did you wake up cranky?
    2. 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
    3. 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
    4. 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
    5. 5. Can you commit to one person?
    6. 6. How do you look right now?
    7. 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
    8. 8. How often do you listen to music?
    9. 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
    10. 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
    11. 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
    12. 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
    13. 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
    14. 14. Can you drive a stick shift?
    15. 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
    16. 16. Are you going out of town soon?
    17. 17. When was the last time you cried?
    18. 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
    19. 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
    20. 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
    21. 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
    22. 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
    23. 23. Are you nice to everyone?
    24. 24. What are you sitting on right now?
    25. 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
    26. 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
    27. 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
    28. 28. Do you get a lot of colds?
    29. 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
    30. 30. Does anyone hate you?
    31. 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
    32. 32. Do you like watching scary movies?
    33. 33. Are you a jealous person?
    34. 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
    35. 35. Did you have a dream last night?
    36. 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
    37. 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
    38. 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
    39. 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
    40. 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
    41. 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
    42. 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
    43. 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
    44. 44. What’s the best part about school?
    45. 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
    46. 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
    47. 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
    48. 48. Were you single over the last summer?
    49. 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
    50. 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
    51. SEND ME NUMBERS AND I WILL ANSWER.

     

  14. phithera:

    spermjackiavelli:

    miss-nerdgasmz:

    modifiedmermaid:

    freemindfreebody:

    swift-as-the-coursing-river:

    jimcavill:

    Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
    Fuck this world. 

    If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

    whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

    oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

    #that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

    I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

    holy SHIT.

    what’s even wrong with cellulite???? guys always seem to think only ‘fat chicks’ get it but i have it and i’m 17 and size 8????

    (via thejollity)


     

  15. trillrosemafia:

    blvck-qod:

    stunningpicture:

    Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965

    Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out.

    Even back then

    (via slapmytitties)